the fact that my adventures with superman has cured, at least temporarily, my massive superhero burnout really goes to show how far i will go for giant breedable men and tomboy bisexual women

I love Clark Kent because realistically both a nice 6'5 superhero with godlike powers AND a friendly 6'5 country boy reporter would be rolling in bitches, but Clark suffers from terminal Sweetiepie Syndrome and has zero game as a result


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